Ladies, an insight to men, a very small one mind you.
“Men say that woman should come with instructions. What’s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?”
Ladies, this little blog will be an attempt, a small one mind you, to explain to you that we men really are good listeners despite of what you may think.
It was inspired by a conversation my girlfriend and I had not too long ago.
We were talking about something and I asked her a question. She told me “Bart, are you suffering from early alzheimer’s disease?” in a joking way. “We just talked about that.”
I told her no and then I realized I had to explain how our men’s brain work.
Despite what men will say, the truth is men are not multi taskers, especially us jocks and sports minded guys.
You see ladies when we are watching sports, a movie or anything for that matter. Our brains our basically turned off. Or maybe I should say they are totally engaged to what we are watching or doing.
So if you want an engaging conversation with us, let me give you a little hint. Turn off the t.v. and/or stop us from what ever we are doing.
It’s not that we can’t do both it’s just that the odds are we won’t remember a thing about the conversation. And if the Master’s is on….you would have more luck talking to the dog.Just saying.
The point is, we love you dearly and appreciate all that you do and all that we do together.
We men are simple creatures. If you try to have a deep and meaningful conversation while we are preoccupied with a guy trying to make a downhill 3 foot left hill slider to win a golf tournament. Well, I am sorry to say, you got no chance.
The good news is we can and do listen. In fact we do care.
Your homework is to just figure out that time when are brains are able to hear you.
A hint. When no sports are on and in fact when no t.v. is on.
You get us then, well at least you will have our attention.